Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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