Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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