This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Terrible idea I love it
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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