Say something about gay babies.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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