Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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