trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Randomize
