Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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