remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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