So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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