Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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