I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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