Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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