Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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