Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
God I need to hump something, right now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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