They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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