on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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