Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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