beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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