I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
