He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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