If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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