I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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