why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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