if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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