Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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