Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
