I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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