Whod you bang
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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