I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's like heaven, but drunker
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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