It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
