You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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