Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google imaged poop.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
