I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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