haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
