Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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