i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Terrible idea I love it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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