She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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