What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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