i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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