i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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