never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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