you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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