My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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