nut hugger
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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