she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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