so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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