You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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