Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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