I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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