Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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