Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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