porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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